Your father said you wanted to talk with a female about something. I know I'm not your real mother but glad you feel comfortable enough to talk with me. So what is on your mind? You have a freakishly large what? A large penis and you want me to tell you a female's opinion of it? Ok, let's see it. Oh wow! That is huge! But it's ok to have a penis that large. I'm sure there are many girls... more

I'm so glad you're home because I am so confused by something that happened today. I went bra shopping and my old bra size doesn't fit me. I've worn the same size since I married your father years ago. You've seen my boobs, only in clothes or my swimsuit but tell me, do they seem bigger? I really need your help. I'm going to place this tape measure around my chest and you tell me what the... more

Every thing feels better without clothes on. If it were up to me I would be nude the whole day but the world doesn't work that way so our lifestyle is restricted to just our home. I think your son is picking up on the way we live because he sure likes to watch me clean house on my regular cleaning days. Oh yes, he is here right now watching me. So long as he keeps getting good grades in his... more

All I was looking for was something to take this headache away. I thought the bottle of blue pills were aspirin or something equivalent but no, I had to stumble upon my dads Viagra. I instantly got a perma boner that wouldn't go away no matter that I jacked off four times. I was reading on the internet that if my boner didn't go away in a certain amount of time I would have to go to the ER.... more

I don't want you to feel left out of any sex ed you may not be getting in real life situations so let me take this opportunity to explain a woman to you. I don't think you are getting enough interaction with women and maybe if I show you ways you can please a woman, you will feel more confident in your abilities. You are at the age where you should be going on lots of dates like my own son... more